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3-D Glasses are back in action! This blast from the past is back for a limited time only. Life is so much better in 3-D, even when you're at the movies or staring at your socks. Looking at these men's crew socks, we can't help but smell the movie theater popcorn and feel the sticky floors underfoot. Better hurry though, these men's socks will only last the average length of a feature film.
Humans, we're always trying to go farther, reaching for new heights, conquering new things both physical and metaphysical. Take your exploration one step further with A Sock Odyssey..
Forget your worries and slip your feet into Bear Necessities. Wherever you wander, these socks help remind you what's really important: taking in all the nature you can. And fishing with your bear hands.
54% cotton, 44% polyester, 2% spandex. Made in Korea.
Approximately fits men's shoe 7-13.
Don't lie! You totally played beer pong in college. It's cool. We at Sock It to Me may or may not have played it more than once during an office party. (We totally did.)
Anyone worth his malt knows that buds and suds go together like Fridays and Happy Hour. And anyone with a good head on their shoulders knows biking is the way to get around. So, hops on your bike and ride: it's the best way to combat that beer belly.
55% cotton, 43% polyester, 2% spandex. Made in Korea.
Artwork By Alex DeSpain
Find an enchanting outdoor sky now painted across your crews. Capture some of the magic of a starry night, can you spot the big dipper?
The average human adult has 32 teeth. That seems like a lot until you find out that mosquitos have about 47 teeth, and snails have about 25 teeth . . . on their tongues! Nervous at the dentist? Slip on these crazy crew socks and lean back, knowing at least your feet will be comfortable.
Not as invisible as the emperor's new clothing, the king's camo helps everyone wearing it become a little more regal. On the hunt for a good outfit? The chase is over.
For the savy chip, electical enthusiast, and technology buff - this one's for you.
Beer is awesome. Socks are awesome. Beer + Socks = MEGA AWESOME! Don't worry about what's on tap tonight, pour your favorite pint and sit back, relax,í«ÌÎ_with your beer in your beer (socks).
It came from the shoe! This foot lurker is ready to creep out from your ankle at any unsuspecting passerby. If you want to keep him in good spirits, take him to an aquarium where he can feel more at home. And you probably want to keep him happy...he seems like he could be a real monster.
These fancy pants skulls are here to say that bow ties can make anyone look better, even if you don’t have skin…or eyeballs. You might even say they're dressed to kill.
In this modern world, more is always better. Get more stripes per inch with these thin black and red socks. Besides, why not unleash your inner devil every now and then with these devilishly striped crew socks? You might surprise yourself.
Everyone loves a good Foosball table, now you can wear it on your feet.
Let's dance! With these socks, it doesn't matter if you have any rhythm. Everyone will be staring at your socks, not noticing if you're keeping up with the beat. Though this sheet music was adapted from a real song, it may be missing some key notes. And just to be safe, make sure you remove the crew socks before attempting to play this on your piano.
Frankenstein's monster turned out not to be a monster at all. Very polite, good grammar, very misunderstood. Sometimes we all feel a little different. A little outside the mainstream. Frankenstein's sockster crew sock is here to tell you that that's just fine. So now you can wear these to say, yeah, maybe I have a little monster in me and that's ok. We all have a little monster in us.
Artist: Zoe Anderson Power up with 8-bit munchies. Just make sure you remember your Pac lunch. Wouldn't it be great if we gained points instead of weight every time we ate french fries? These crew socks let you live the fantasy.
Think Loud, Think Unique but most of all Think Fun! This yellow and black mustache print sock will be sure to cause a double take. Why the mustaches? Why not - Dress up in these socks if you dare! And you have to admit fellas its a darn good mustache at that, tough to grow one of those babies in a week.
They say you can judge a man by the drink in his hand. We say, you can judge a man by the socks on his feet. These socks say: stick with me and you're in for a classy evening. Also, no one should be surprised when he orders his drink thusly: "Martini...gin martini."
62% cotton, 36% polyester, 2% spandex. Made in Korea.
He may not have really been a vampire hunter, but Abe certainly was a great guy with a keen sense of fashionable headwear.
Our galaxy alone contains at least 100 billion planets, most of them are smaller like ours. Conservative estimates are that there are about 10 billion terrestrial planets in our galaxy. so, the likelihood of alien life is actually quite plausible. Let's make sure they know they are welcome when they arrive by wearing this friendly alien crew sock. It's like a sign to them that we are accepting of other life forms and to please not attack us. Please?
Be all the Ninja you can be with this mid flight Ninja print crew sock.This super powered sock has been enhanced with softer foot fall abilities when you wear these socks without shoes - making every ninja powered step absolutely flawless. Think Jackie Chan :)
What's luckier than a green beer on St. Patrick's Day? We can't think of anything. These men's crew socks will get you through St Paddy's Day without a pinching and maybe even get you a free round at the bar.
Want to know how we infuse Lucky Beer socks with so much luck? We tracked down a leprechaun, found his pot of gold, and ground it up into a fine powder. Then we added some rabbit's feet, four leaf clovers, and a horse shoe worn by a winning derby horse and made a fine stew. We then soak the socks in it for exactly 7 days before shipping them off. Lucky you!
56% cotton, 42% polyester, 2% spandex.
Approximately fits men's shoe size 7-13.
Mallards go way back - Gertie the Duckis a world-famous mallard and an icon ofMilwaukeehistory. The story of her heroic efforts to hatch six ducklings became an inspiration for war-weary Americans near the end ofWorld War II. Gertie's story unfolded as a daily serial in the local newspaper for 37 days, captivating the residents of Milwaukee, the state and eventually the country. Today,a 4-foot bronze sculpture of the mallard of Gertie the Duck, stands on the northwest side of the Wisconsin Avenue bridge over theMilwaukee Riverin downtown Milwaukee. Get your sock on and pay tribute!
It really is a crime to look this good in our socks. Danger, Danger!
These crazy socks will go perfectly with the hawaiian shirt and sun visor you're wearing on vacation. Even better if you're wearing them with sandals! For those days you aren't in paradise, people will flock to you for a peek at your socks.
Whether you're a lone wolf or the leader of the pack, these socks are calling to you. If nature also calls to you too, these socks are the perfect accessory to wear during a long walk on the wild side.
Remember those sneakers that you pumped up with a button on the tongue? I bet you wish you hadn't thrown those away now, they'd go perfectly with these socks. It's ok, these boombox crews will still help you through any dance contest you find yourself involved in.
Set phasers to fashion! Rayguns never looked so good. Put a little PEW in each step with these superhero accessories; they're on the laser's edge.
Did you ever want to be like Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Terminator when you were younger? Well, now you can!
X-Men Fan? Want to be a superhero when you grow up? No problem, unleash your inner super hero with the Octosock Man!
These socks will be a great thing to look at while your paddle partner is searching for the ball. Whether you call it table tennis, or ping pong, you'll have a ball in these crew socks.
Express your inner heavyweight champion with these red and maroon crews. Be all that you can be - now LIFT!!
Einstein didn't like to wear socks. So he wasn't a fashion genius...we'll forgive him. We think he'd still appreciate having his face on some of the smartest fashion around. Relatively speaking, of course.It doesn't take a genius to realize that this men's crew times 2 equals great fashion.
Someone call Jack Sparrow, because this Sea Captain looks like he's been making out with the Kraken! And he's not the first man to end up with a squid beard. Legend has it, if you wear these socks into the ocean you slowly start to turn into a Cephalopod. While that may come in handy for multitasking, I don't think it would go over too well with the ladies.
57% cotton, 41% polyester, 2% spandex. Made in Korea.
Don’t let that childhood trauma from watching JAWS deter you from rocking these shark socks. We know that they seem scary, but really it’s just because they get a bad rep. Plus, this sock brings a whole new meaning to hammertoe.
Sherlock socks: finally a sock for the logical man. With your powers of observation we're sure you already noticed the dapper hat and classy pipe. Nothing gets by you, so don't let these socks pass you by.
So fishing freaks you out - it's cool we get it. These socks are a reminder of the endless possibilities of what could happen out there in the deep blue. Being attacked by a giant squid is pretty terrifying, but luckily this is just a sock.
Dedicated to the cyclists from Copenhagen to San Francisco to Brazil for making each city a cleaner more green place to live. This sock adds the appropriate flair to complete that perfect cyclist look; on or off the bicycle.
It's sumo wrestling time!!
Are you a super hero? Are you struggling to match your socks with your various super hero personas? Aside from needing some lightning bolts intended only for the use of the lightning-fast superhero you need some color on those socks. Why? Because saving the world from boring socks is no easy task, but together, we can do it one foot at a time! Are you up for the challenge?
Good news, Sportsfans! We have the perfect football sock for you! Whether you're dipping wings during halftime, cheering from the sidelines, or playing your own game (real or fantasy), you'll have a leg up on the competition in these men's crew socks. Our football socks will be there for you, for every down, fumble, and field goal. So, huddle up with your pals and make sure your sock game is as on point as your favorite team.
55% cotton, 43% polyester, 2% spandex
Narwhal, unicorn's cousin of the sea, has always been jealous of how much attention the unicorn gets. Unicorns have their own memes, inspirational posters, stuffed animals, and clothing. We thought it was about time they got some credit, so here they are on a gray sock battling the very creature that has stolen their spotlight.
You're walking through the woods, the moonlight reflecting off the tree tops, making everything appear a shade of green. You feel at peace with nature, until you step on a twig. When it snaps, dozens of birds emerge from the branches and surround you. You've interrupted their nighttime rituals and now you must either become them, or be devoured by them. HAWKWARD.
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